At least when my car breaks I can get a neat loaner

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03/14/2016 at 09:53 • Filed to: None

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This one barely fits in the garage :/ 08 DTS. Heated/cooled seats, mediocre sound system, heated steering wheel, remote start, auto-dimming rear view mirrors. Nice, but not $11k nice when an optioned-out $3k Park Avenue Ultra can match it tit-for-tat on everything but the cooled seats.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/14/2016 at 10:05

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*Ben Rollanding intensifies*


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/14/2016 at 10:16

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Back when I had my BMW I would get a base 3-series as a loaner during service. One time they were out of loaners, so they grabbed a DTS from their Cadillac dealer for me to drive. It was amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/14/2016 at 10:22

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*Gigantic American sedans intensify*


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/14/2016 at 10:33

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Those aren’t close to gigantic.

Source : I've owned pre-1977 GM B-Bodies.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/14/2016 at 10:34

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I used to drive an 08 DTS for work. Such a great car.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tohru
03/14/2016 at 10:39

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Okay, if you compare them to the rolling barges of back then, they’re small. Compared to stuff from this century though, they’re humongous. And I don’t care which way you cut it the Taurus is as tall as a lot of modern crossovers.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/14/2016 at 14:58

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It’s not as tall as modern crossovers.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/14/2016 at 22:36

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My grandpa went from an ‘04 Park Ave Ultra to an ‘11 DTS Platinum, which he only bought because they stopped doing the Park Avenue and he refuses to buy used.